Cadena is a below average jugger athlete. Having a cheap arm augmentation and cheap morals, she cruises by on life, living every moment as if was her last. She starts in the initial roster of the Pies but doesn’t seem to have a future there, if Pickle has anything to say in it.

She appears in the Cherry Pie book.

Name Consuela Briones
Alias Cadena
Strength 1
Speed 2
Strategy 1
Sexiness 1
Cup Size C
Augmentations 11%
Team Unassigned
Position Chain
Wins 1
Losses 13
Income 1500
Sponsorships None